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Outskirts of Diamond City.  Shy Guy walks out of a convention center with Diamond City resident and young sorceress Ashley and her companion Red.  The sign on the convention center reads, "Shy Guy's Convention." Shy Guy: I can't believe what a total rip-off this thing is.  When you say, "Shy Guy's Convention," I was expecting, you know, other Shy Guys. Ashley: I hear what you mean.  The others at Warioware think I need to brush up on my people's skills.  They're afraid I'll do something rotten to them. Shy Guy: A nice girl like you?  I don't believe that.  You were so nice enough to help me find the exit of that dumb place. Ashley: It's n

Mirror Manor, home of the Phoenix Twins, in Smash City.  Phoenix Twin Tranvis yawns as he walks into the kitchen.  His father, Yandy, eats his breakfast at the table with Yinvette, Tranvis' mother.  Tranvis throws an empty bottle of hair gel away. Yandy: Good morning, Tranvis.  Your hair's looking great. Tranvis: Thanks, Old Man. Yandy: If you're all out of hair gel, I can get you more when I'm done at the Money Pit. Tranvis: It's fine, Old Man.  I can always get more myself. Yinvette: C'mon, Sweetie, your father's offering to buy you more.  I think you should take him up on that offer. Tranvis: Mom, it's alright.  I think I can handle